on contemplating the break up i just went through i’m realizing that i just want to be with someone that thinks i am adorable and likes the same music/books/movies/vine videos as me and doesn’t get annoyed by me all the time and wants to do all the same things i want to

so really i need to be dating myself

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i stepped on my glasses on friday night while getting ready at kelsey’s house and now they are totally broken and i’m both unable to see well and also having an identity crisis/have to do my eye makeup differently without them ahhhhhh

ok so last night i was at the st. james waiting for andrew and there were only a few other people there. all of them were yuppies in summer weight suits and they were playing stuff like sebadoh and the cure on the jukebox and all i wanted to listen to was wu tang and al green. sigh. andrew reminded me that i’ll be a thirty something aging hipster one day, too sighhhh

bc of the internet i have diagnosed myself with dyscalculia, hyperthyroidism, and some form of arterial disease (blood flow probs).

i am currently treating all symptoms of any psychological or physiological disorders with ben & jerry’s 

i just looked at and applied for a perfect 1/2 double in the right neighborhood for lauren and me. it has an extra bedroom and is still in our budget. it’d be a perf babe lair, very classy and grown up and clean-which is atypical for the washington beach spots i’ve looked at so far…we’ll know by the end of the week if we got it but there are like 5 other people looking at it today…

anyway i’m really excited about it so i hope we get it, i realize this is a lame post, sorry not sorry

side note: i’d definitely fight the other girl that was arriving to view the place when i was filling out my application, if that’s what it came down to, even though she was much bigger than me i’d still be willing to resort to fisticuffs to secure this apt

i’m really sorry that i love you and that i am mean to you sometimes

i am a prickly little pear and i am sorry for that

maybe i should live alone in a cave or on an island i don’t know.