December 2011
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scotterday rules
scott: jake you are a member of christian mingle.com?
Jake: yes! I go there to pick up dudes.
*one of them just said “i wish we could dig up his corpse and re-animate it!”
**no I dont know who they’re talking about
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falling asleep, drunk, on your couch
then wiggling my way into your bed, accidentally elbowing you in the skull. i have dreams about waking and rolling over to see you and you saying something about your next dream picking up where mine left off. in reality i wake and feel the weight of your life and the familiar unease we tend to find ourselves in. i’ve missed you, but you know that, right?
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Your dreams should never be better than your real life. Unless you’re a sloth...
– Karl Pilkington (via louisejaynehere)
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one of my rushmore caps has over 160 notes on it
yowza
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